Thank heavens I'm not a criminal because this app would've gotten me locked up fast! I bought GOOSE VPN ages ago during one of those sweet AppSumo deals, so there's no possibility of a refund now, but in all earnest, it was absolutely amazing when it worked well. The interface was clean, connection speeds were solid, and I felt genuinely protected browsing around. But something's gone sideways recently - just discovered my IP is leaking like a busted pipe, which defeats the entire purpose of having a VPN in the first place. I don't know what's going on with their infrastructure or if they've had some backend changes, but for something that's supposed to be your digital invisibility cloak, having it fail silently is pretty concerning. It's frustrating because when it was firing on all cylinders, this was genuinely a great product that I'd recommend to anyone.